by Jon Campbell
From the 2004 CD Catch and Release. Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies theme song. Sample lyric:
This is the story 'bout a man named Vito.
He lived up on Vinton Street,
Put a dollar on the PowerBall
And sonofabeech he won.
He packed up the family
And he moved to Barrington.
For those unfamiliar, Federal Hill is a traditionally Italian-American neighborhood on Providence's west side. Barrington is a town in the East Bay that is arguably la-di-da.