Drivin' in Rhode Island
by Ted Bird
From the 1991 album Made in America. Sample lyric:
Well, one thing that is really great about drivin' in the Ocean State:
It satisfies one's latent need for danger.
95, Thurber's Ave, let's see what kind of nerve you have
When you're confronted by a Toyota-wielding stranger.
You're gonna need all of your fingers on both of your hands;
Nine white knuckles around the wheel, one finger to salute your fellow man.