Arthur

(1981)

At one point Arthur (Dudley Moore) tries to pass off his hooker date (Anne De Salvo) as the princess of a small, unnamed country: "There's a very small country in the West Indies. I mean small. It's terribly small. Tiny little country. Rhode Island could beat the crap out of it in a war. That's how small it is. Eighty-five cents in a cab from one end of the country to the other. I'm talking small. They recently had the whole country carpeted. This is not a big place."